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Take the Wheel, I have to Shave! and other Tortelicious gems…

March 9th, 2010. By LucyC

Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre legal items making news. Goodness knows there’s no shortage of them. tortelicious logo1 Take the Wheel, I have to Shave! and other Tortelicious gems...

This one was a real close shave (and a very bad pun). A young woman in Florida, who was driving through the Keys to meet her boyfriend, decided she need to shave her bikini line en-route. I mean who has time to pull over these days? Seriously. bikini bottom Take the Wheel, I have to Shave! and other Tortelicious gems...

Not surprisingly, she caused a car crash.

Wait—it get’s weirder. (What is it about Florida?)

The 37-year old handed the wheel of the car to her ex husband—who was not in the driver’s seat—both figuratively and literally. After piling into some poor guy who had slowed down to make a turn, she keeps her foot on the gas—clearly focused on her destination—and drove another half mile down the road where she stopped and swapped seats with her ex-husband so it looked like he was the one who had been driving.

My question is why didn’t she just get her ex-husband to drive her all the way there? As it turns out, she should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license. Her license was revoked for five years and she was ordered to get her car impounded.

You know, you couldn’t make this stuff up, even if you wanted to.

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Tags: Ducasse, DUI, Florida, Gallo, Pinot Noir, Red Bicyclette, Sieur d'Arques
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