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		<title>Take the Wheel, I have to Shave! and other Tortelicious gems&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre legal items making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them. 
This one was a real close shave (and a very bad pun). A young woman in Florida, who was driving through the Keys to meet her boyfriend, decided she need to shave her bikini line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blimpie&#8217;s, Seagram&#8217;s and the IKEA Kitchen: Tortelicious Goes Foodie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre lawsuits making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them.  
C&#8217;mon, You Call that Stacked?
So here&#8217;s a skill-testing question—when is not enough simply too much? 
The answer—when you&#8217;re not getting what you paid for. At least that&#8217;s how a couple of folks from Illinois see it, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Totally Tortelicious: 3 Years of Going Bananas&#8230;and then some</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre legal stories making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them.  
Neighbors goin&#8217; Bananas&#8230; Brighton, UK: Amanda Millard was recently convicted, by UK magistrates, of breaching a noise abatement notice, for playing the theme from the cartoon series the Banana Splits so loudly it could be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Servin&#8217; up Heart Attacks&#8230;it&#8217;s Tortelicious if not Delicious</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre legal stories making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them. 
The Battle of the Burgers.
Ok, this is pretty sick—literally. According to a report in the media, a rather bizarre lawsuit has been filed by a hamburger joint in Arizona—the Heart Attack Grill—against a burger joint [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tortelicious: Officer Questions Sunglasses, Finds Missing Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre legal stories making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them.
Shotgun Poser Gets Ticket to Ride? You know those High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes—the lanes on the freeway with a bold diamond symbol posted on them, that no one is allowed to use unless they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But Occifer, it&#8217;s Magic! And so it&#8217;s Tortelicious&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre lawsuits making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them. 
I&#8217;ll have what he&#8217;s having&#8230;A 49 year-old Oregon man is suing Idaho police for $25,000 alleging that they destroyed the mystical powers of a medicine bag he had with him, when the police opened it during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McThis, McThat&#8230;it&#8217;s Totally Tortelicious&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre lawsuits making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them.  
C&#8217;mon&#8230;Someone Needs to get Happy&#8230; I&#8217;ll bet Ronald McDonald is in desperate need of a Happy Meal or likely something a good deal stronger about now, as his employer, the fast food giant McDonald&#8217;s, is suing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now that&#8217;s Tortelicious! A few gems on the docket&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Totally Tortelicious—a review of some of the more bizarre lawsuits making news. Goodness knows there&#8217;s no shortage of them. 
Education the new Defective Product? Last week the LA Times reported that several minors who are currently incarcerated by the Los Angeles County Probation Department have sued their teachers at an LA country probation camp for [...]]]></description>
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