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		<title>Riddle: When is your Sugar Daddy your Daddy, too?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AbiK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Sugar-Daddy-Tee-150x150.png" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Sugar Daddy Tee, Available at TeamOnTop.com" title="Sugar Daddy Tee, Available at TeamOnTop.com" />If you've been eyeballing the link-bait headlines in the news, you couldn't have missed the one about polo club founder, John Goodman (no, not the actor), and his girlfriend—or would that be daughter?—Heather Laruso Hutchins. Admittedly, this one's hard to wrap your head around. But dammit, let's try.

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		<title>Erectile Pump Scam Makes a Winner a Loser</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AbiK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Gas-Pump-150x150.png" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Pump me up..." title="Pump me up..." />Gary Winner loses when his penis enlargement pump scam is uncovered as Medicare Fraud.]]></description>
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		<title>Update: Facebook Romance Lawsuit dismissed&#8230;more to come&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AbiK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For anyone who was wondering what ever happened with that Cheryl Gray and Wylie Iwan Facebook romance lawsuit--the one where they met playing Mafia Wars and after a few months he facedumped her and she sued--this was the update as reported by wxyz.com...]]></description>
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		<title>6 Worst Getaway Plans of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 21:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shoulda Gone with the Skinny Jeans&#8230;There&#8217;s a reason burglars wear tight-fitting clothing. A would-be convenience store robber in Florida was recently brought down by his own trousers. Talk about wardrobe malfunction. Apparently he had just shoplifted two cases of beer from a convenience store in Lake Wales, FL, and was running across the parking lot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sears Lawsuit: DieHard Confused with Sex Delay Spray?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sex Spray&#8230; 900 Cold Cranking Amps in your Crotch? Question: What do a car battery marketed by Sears and a male numbing agent have in common? Answer: A name. Well, not just any name—the name Die Hard—or is that DieHard? You know—as in the Bruce Willis movies.  And why is this relevant to you? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spring Break Munchies? Whopper Melee over Jr Whopper Delay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Out of Bounds at the BK Lounge. Ok—we know that people's attention spans appear to be getting shorter—but this is ridiculous. A 31-year old woman got so fed up with waiting to collect her order at a Burger King in Panama Beach, FL that she hopped over the counter and began attacking the counter staff. Yup. That's really going to speed things up.]]></description>
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		<title>Quentin Tarantino Bird Lawsuit: Angry Quentin App Potential?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspiration for a Quentin Tarantino Version of &#8216;Angry Birds&#8217;? Possibilities abound: mini Quentin&#8217;s catapulting over a neighbor&#8217;s fence—precisely targeting a multi-tiered scaffold housing perched Macaws. Sure to show up on your app marketplace any time soon. But I leap ahead too quickly&#8230; What do you think of when you hear the name Quentin Tarantino? Film director famous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paramedic Sued after Taking Severed Foot &#8211; for Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 21:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waste not Want not—or not—maybe? A former Florida paramedic is being sued for &#8216;stealing&#8217; a foot—or as she claims, what was left of a foot, that was severed from its owner during a car crash. The tale goes that Cynthia Economou—who used to work as a fire fighter and paramedic for the St. Lucie County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Looking to Rip Off Lady Gaga? At Least Don&#8217;t Make her Gag</title>
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		<comments>http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/looking-to-rip-off-lady-gaga-at-least-dont-make-her-gag-07121.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gag me—Baby Gaga Milk just Ain&#8217;t Right. Just when you thought the news couldn&#8217;t get any weirder&#8230;Wrong. That is if we&#8217;re talking &#8216;entertainment news.&#8217; This story involves Lady Gaga—the latest harbinger of all that is cool. She has filed a lawsuit against the Icecreamists—an ice cream parlor in London (UK)—over their recently introduced &#8220;Baby Gaga&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bet you can&#8217;t Shoplift $50 from Wal-Mart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 01:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LucyC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But $42.82 does go a long way at Wal-Mart&#8230;Police in New Jersey had a rather interesting encounter recently with a shoplifter who, when apprehended, explained that &#8216;his friends made him do it&#8217;. That is, he lost a bet, the penalty for which was to steal $50 worth of merchandise from Wal-Mart—or run naked through the streets. [...]]]></description>
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